Is there anybody here that would like to communicate? What is your name? Are you a boy or a girl? Do you know what year it is? Do you know who is President? What year is it where you are? Do you know you’re dead? Did you live here? How did you die? Why do you stay here? Would you like me to leave? Is anybody here? Where are you from...originally? Do you need help? Can you prove that you’re here? Are you a demon? If you’re so scary - hit me! Will you make the lights blink? Have you seen Elvis? Are you in heaven? Is this the portal to hell? Are you residual or intelligent? Show us a sign that you are here.